...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
so much tequila, so little girl.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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