what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Randomize
