lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
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