She's JV to your varsity
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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