these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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