so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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