You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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