I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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