It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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