I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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