help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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