What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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