Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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