Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Couch. On fire.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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