Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I FOUND THE LEGS
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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