just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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