Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
If I die, sorry about rent.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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