Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
MIDGETS
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Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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