who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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