I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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