awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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