What a fucking waste of an outfit
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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