He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
