i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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