Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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