i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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