on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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