We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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