do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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