Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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