Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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