Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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