we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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