The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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