Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
