Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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