Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
