do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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