very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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