Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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