i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
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