Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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