420 ftw
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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