I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
