i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Randomize
