There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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