I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I could fuck to npr.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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