I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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