The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Sry I called you an 8
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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