that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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