dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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