things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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