I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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