Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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