Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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