am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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