Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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