Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Randomize
