what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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