Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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