I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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